I went to Target to buy the trashcan and saw something I have never seen before.
Since it was a SuperTarget, I decided to replace the groceries that my omnivorous (that means that we eat everything!) family has eaten. As I looked for bacon, I stumbled upon two employees vigorously tossing yoghurt into boxes.
I quickly looked at the the price: 10 for $5.49. I thought, “They’ve got to be a lot cheaper than that now.”
“What are you doing with all that yoghurt?”
“We’re throwing it away.”
“Because the electrical circuits for all of the coolers went out last night.”
They were throwing away everything! Meat, chicken, dairy…everything.
Can’t buy any bacon here, I guess!