Yesterday morning, my wife convinced me to let her take a couple of pictures with my son since I am thinner than she has EVER seen me. The last time I was at this weight, I was 18 years old. I met her when I was 21.
So, I took of my shirt, dusted off a few muscle poses from my teenage years and let her snap a few shots.
Last night, I noticed that my son was cropping the photographs. I had no problem with that. He looks REALLY good.
This morning, I asked him what he was doing. He posted them to his page in Facebook. After a few more questions, I discovered that he posted the entire picture on his Facebook site! Me, a 48 year old man with my shirt off, flexing his “muscles”! Posted on the Internet!!!
I told them to take it off.
“Why? You look good!”
“Get me off of there!”
“Dude, if I’m not off there in fifteen minutes, you won’t be able to use the computer for a month!”
“Now you have fourteen minutes.”
He took them off.