You might think that I have been writing about wrestling too much recently.
Well, I beg to differ…
Everybody loves wrestling.
You disagree? Follow along with me…
Point #1: God likes wrestling.
He sent His angel to wrestle with Jacob. He obviously enjoyed the match because He let it last all night.
One of his favorite people, King David, wrestled a lion and a bar (say it out loud and you’ll get it).
God’s own children are supposed to be wrestling. (Eph. 6:12)
Point #2: Little kids love wrestling.
Today a co-worker told me a story about a school that is conducted at NASCAR events for the driver’s children. A little boy (I think it was Mark Martin’s son) was being interviewed on camera and was asked what they taught at the school.
“The three R’s: readin, writin’, and arithmetic. But I wish they would teach a fourth R.”
“What’s that?”
(with a big grin) Rasslin’!”
Point #3: Young women LOVE wrestling.
I snuck up behind my wife to give her a big, surprise hug.
“What are you doing?”
“Giving you a hug.”
“(Playfully) Ouch! You’re breaking my arms! Girl’s don’t wrestle!”
“Women love wrestling.”
“Where do you get that?”
“Honey, nearly EVERY young woman grows up DREAMING that some young man will want to wrestle THEM! They look forward to the day when he’ll PIN them!” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, if you know what I mean!)
That pretty much covers the bulk of the population. I believe I have made my point.
True dat!
Yes sir! I do believe you made your point.
Haha. “wink, wink, nudge, nudge” I love it.