Maybe I am a feminist?

Feminism has convinced many women that they could live their best life if they lived it like a man…

You think so…

Saturday night, I asked my wife if she had planned anything to celebrate. A look of mild horror swept across her face followed by loud, slightly nervous laughter…

“We’re going out to eat…we have reservations and everything!”

Not!

My two oldest daughters decided to work together to celebrate it…

My second daughter drove from Nashville to Dallas to spend Father’s Day with her older sister!

How should I interpret that? Kansas City is closer than Dallas…

Do women REALLY want to be as neglected, overlooked and taken for granted as much as men are?  Hmmmm???

I didn’t think so!

So, it fell to me to lead our family’s celebration of Father’s Day. This is what I came up with…

After church, we went and visited a huge indoor water park, an outdoorsman store which had hundreds of incredibly beautiful taxidermied (???) animals and a huge aquarium with the biggest catfish that I have ever seen, tested out several recliners and couches in the biggest furniture store we have ever seen, watched cars race around Kansas City Raceway and then had a GREAT steak dinner at the Longhorn Steakhouse, and then bought some nice used cabinets for our closet! And, we were home by 6:30!

And I didn’t even have time to plan!

Come to think of it, why can’t a woman be more like a man?

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