Lord of the Castle

The Joys and Trials of Family Life

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What ever happened to full disclosure?

January 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment

I should be more of a butt to my wife… I mean, sometimes I am just too agreeable! I told you that she was going to go on this radical diet to lose weight. I also told you that she if she succeeds in hitting her goal, I will have to get braces. I have [...]

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Tags: Marriage

What do you mean you didn’t make no meat?

December 11th, 2009 · No Comments

My wife sent me a text message informing me that she got called in to work and that she had made a meatless pasta dish for dinner. I texted back a “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” response: “What do you mean you didn’t make no meat?” “Ha, Ha.” When I got home, I headed straight [...]

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Tags: Marriage

Preparing for the worst

December 7th, 2009 · No Comments

I did something that I have never done before… I bought survival food! In 1994, I lived in Northridge, CA. I was at the epicenter of the Northridge earthquake. But, since there was no advanced warning, I had not made any special preparations. When the quake struck, I was pretty much on my own. As [...]

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Tags: Money · Providence

That’s never happened before

May 12th, 2009 · No Comments

We crossed a new threshold at the dinner table last night. My wife is one of those creative cooks who can make something out of nothing. On more than one occasion, I and my children have resigned ourselves to a just snacking because there was “nothing to eat” only to have my wife come home and [...]

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Tags: Marriage

Fighting the Midwestern winter spread

December 19th, 2008 · No Comments

It is becoming painfully clear to me why people tend to gain weight in the Midwest during the winter. First, it is cold outside and the thought of hot food is SO enticing. Honestly, who craves a salad when it is 11° outside? If that weren’t enough of a general, ongoing difficulty, you have all those [...]

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Tags: Physical · Weather

A faithful man who can find?

December 7th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I lost roughly 30 lbs. this year. The typical response is “That’s great!” Actually, losing the weight was pretty easy. For most of the first half of the year, I lived alone and had to cook for myself. That coupled with exercise and a few extended fasts and the weight peeled off pretty quickly. However, [...]

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Tags: Humor

I should have known this

June 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Reminder to self: DO NOT DRINK CHAI TEA AFTER 9:00 PM! It makes it VERY difficult to get to sleep. We went to pray tonight because our youngest daughter’s worship team lead the 8:00-10:00 service at the main prayer room last night. They (and she) did VERY well. It was at about 9:20 when the [...]

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Tags: Physical