Today, I drove 117 miles to Amarillo. Why, you ask? The answer should be perfectly obvious:
BECAUSE THAT IS THE NEAREST AT&T Wireless store!
Do you understand what I just said? I drove 234 miles roundtrip…
TO BUY A CELL PHONE!
But, I shouldn’t complain. It is just a little further than the nearest Wal-Mart. That is only 80 miles away…