Sometimes I wonder how you read what I write…
I think many of you think that some of my posts are just the myopic boasts of a doting father.
For example, I have written about my youngest daughter’s singing ability. I told you of our trip to Denver for the American Idol auditions.
When I expressed my surprise and disappointment that she didn’t make it out of the first round, I am sure that some of you thought, “Right, your daughter is great. Then why didn’t she make it? Anybody can try out. The episodes that feature the lame auditions are hilarious.”
I don’t blame you. How can you know?
What I need is an impartial third party.
And they really need to be impartial…
Not someone who might endorse her as a favor to her old man…
No, we definitely can not have any nepotism here…
Someone who doesn’t particularly like me would be just about perfect, right? Then you might be forced to concede that I might just be telling the truth!
How about the high school? I have had several run ins with them!
I definitely ruffled some feathers when I took my daughter out of their English classes!
I know that I made some waves when I confronted two of my sons teachers and his wrestling coach!
I’m just guessing, but I think it would be safe to say that I am probably not their favorite parent.
They asked Cakes to sing a solo for the graduation ceremony!
I can’t believe that I actually had to defend myself to you! Amazing!
