Wednesday night is Bible study night.
I received a text saying that the meeting was going to be at the McDaniel’s house. About an half hour later, a second text arrived saying that it was being moved to Culver’s on Douglas.
Since we still don’t know everyone’s last name, I texted back that I had not been there and didn’t know the address.
The text came back with the address.
I did a quick Google search…
“Okay, I know where that is.” I zoomed in to get a closer look…
“I don’t understand…Isn’t this a commercial area?”
I zoomed in again…I saw the name Culver’s with a knife and a fork next to it?
Then it dawned on me…
“Oh, Culver’s!…the restaurant!…
How can you have a Bible study at a burger joint?”
It ended up just being fellowship and fun talking, the men with the men and the women with the women.
The men’s conversation eventually came to a comment that the pastor made on Sunday…
“For the sake of my marriage, I have to make an announcement that I forgot to make each of the last two weeks. Our son is getting married on Saturday.”
One of the men said to the group leader, “When, he said ‘for the sake of my marriage’, all I could think about was that blanket.”
???
The group leader nodded and when he saw my obvious ignorance, proceeded to tell me about the “Better Marriage Blanket”, how it is made of special materials that absorb the smells of HER flatulence.
At first, I thought he was kidding me. Then the other man confirmed his story.
It was then that I had one of those rare moments when various disparate, seemingly isolated pieces of information all come together and you see clearly what was formerly mystical, mythical and foggy.
I remembered hearing a famous radio talk show host comment on a special meeting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called with the female members of the House of Representatives: “There must have been a whole lot of farting going on in there.”
I couldn’t believe my ears…did he just say that? This is national radio.
Well, now I know that he must have because there is the “Better Marriage Blanket” and my own experience with my…
well, never mind
It is called the “Better Marriage Blanket“. The video shows the man as the culprit but you and I know the REAL truth!
